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The Answering Machine

Actually sad.

The tape is full. The light was blinking when you got here.

The answering machine

INCOMING · SIDE A 9 MESSAGES TELE-PAL 900

The tape needs JavaScript to play. Until then, the light just blinks.

Nine messages are waiting on the tape.

The tape counter has never once been right.

WHO MADE THIS?
ITEM 004 — The Answering Machine
MADE BY: The house
RIGHTS: Wholly original. Every message was written for this site and every sound — tape hiss, beep, spool whirr — is synthesized live with Web Audio. No recording exists anywhere in this project.
TAKES: Nine messages
LINK: dickstache.com/answering-machine
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