What we don't collect

We do not want to know who you are.

That's not a marketing position, it's laziness plus principle in roughly equal measure. Knowing who you are would mean building something to store it, protect it, and eventually explain when it leaked. No thank you.

Specifically

• There are no accounts, so we hold no names, emails, or passwords.
• There are no advertising trackers, pixels, or third-party analytics.
• There are no cookies set by this website.
• There is no Google Analytics, no Meta pixel, no session recorder, no heatmap.
• Fonts load from your own device. Nothing is fetched from another company.
• We do not sell data, because we do not have any to sell.
• Nothing you do on this site is sent anywhere. Not a click, not a keystroke.

The one thing stored on your device

If you tick one of the boxes at the bottom of the page — hold still, bigger words, more contrast — that choice is saved in your own browser so the site remembers it next time. It never leaves your device and we cannot see it. Clear your browser data and it's gone.

The boring truth about servers

This is a static website. Our host has to receive a request to send you a page, and their standard logs briefly record things like an IP address, the same way every website on earth works. We don't open those logs, we don't analyse them, and we don't connect them to anything. We'd rather they didn't exist.

If this page ever stops being true

Then we broke our own rule and you should tell us about it, loudly. The whole point of this website is that it doesn't do the thing every other website does.