Enjoy weird.
Sex joke.
A man with a clipboard is coming. He opens cupboards. Do not let him find it.
Press start when you're ready.
30s
Click a cupboard, or use ← →, or press 1–5.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO RELAX. I CAN'T ALLOW THAT. Ask me anything. I will not answer it.
Everything Tacky says is true and sourced. We don't pay him, he scares us as well.
DSIM
DSIM
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Paste this into DSIM over there and you're you again, without typing a password. Same keys, so treat it like the keys: anybody holding it is you.
Knocking
Buddies (0/0)
Nobody yet. Add somebody's screen name.
This is the only copy. Keep it somewhere and you can be yourself on another device, or on this one after a wipe. Lose it and the device and the name is gone — we can't get it back, we don't have it.