Searches a database of over four million songs to bring you something completely at random.
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It's Creed. It's always Creed. We have run this several thousand times and it has never once returned anything else. We are no longer investigating.
An important legal clarification
We can't actually play you Creed. Hosting somebody's records because you think it's funny is exactly the kind of thing that gets a website taken away from you, and we like this website.
So we wrote our own. Every note you just heard was composed for this page and is generated live by your own browser — there isn't a single audio file anywhere on this site. Think of it as a tribute band that exists only while you're looking at it.
The complete album
- With Arms Mildly Ajar 4:41 Written about the day his son was born, or possibly about a door.
- Slightly Elevated 5:02 Can you take me somewhat higher. To a place with marginally better parking.
- My Mild Inconvenience 4:11 Hello my friend. We meet again. It has been a whole eleven minutes.
- One Final Exhale 4:58 Six feet from the edge and he is thinking maybe he should step back a bit.
- What Is All This Then 3:47 The fast one. Beloved by absolutely nobody, including the band.
- Slightly Torn 6:20 The ballad. Nine minutes long on the CD. We have shortened it as a kindness.
All six songs use the same four chords. That isn't a shortcut, it's research. Go and check. We'll wait.
If you want the real thing, and we understand if you do, go and find Creed the normal way and let them get paid for it.