Nine holes, up to four players, one mouse between you. The windmill is an employee named Gary and he is doing his best.
THE STACHE OPEN
A nine-hole municipal fantasy
Point to aim, hold to draw the putter back, release to putt — or drag straight off the ball, pool-style. Keys: ← → aim, hold space, let go.
The card
The Stache Open needs JavaScript — it's a golf course, and JavaScript is the gravity. Without it you're holding a scorecard for a course that isn't there, which is its own kind of golf.