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The International Archive of Questionable Wieners

Sex joke.Gross.

Not built yet.

A folder of extremely important tax documents. There is nothing else inside it. There is certainly not an international archive of badly photographed gas-station hot dogs, a chart categorising wiener curvature, a genuinely fascinating history of a regional hot-dog tradition, or a print-at-home certificate declaring you a licensed wiener inspector.

Please stop asking about the folder.


We're not going to give you a date, and there's no box here to type your email into. This place gets added to when something is actually good and not before — which means it'll be quiet sometimes. That's the deal we made, and we intend to be irritating about keeping it.

WHO MADE THIS?
ITEM 002 — The International Archive of Questionable Wieners
MADE BY: Unassigned
RIGHTS: Not cleared. Nothing shot yet.
TAKES: Longer than it should be
LINK: dickstache.com/wiener-archive